You know you have Vertigo when...

I felt a little better the last two days and didn't know that Vertigo can reoccur. However, this morning I woke up with a recurrence. I am not as bad as I was the first day but I am not doing well. I couldn't resist the opportunity to lighten up the situation and even though posting comes quite a bit harder, it is worth the effort to add some humor to the day.

You know you have Vertigo when...

your toddler's Blues Clues video makes you seasick.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you're willing to watch Blues Clues with your toddler.


You know you have Vertigo when...

the world continues to move even though you are stationary.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you watch The Prairie Daddy spin The Prairie Kid around in circles and you feel like you're the one in his arms.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you think the video you're watching needs tracking and then you realize it's you.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you're afraid to move your head either direction.


You know you have Vertigo when...

emptying/filling the dishwasher is the biggest accomplishment of your day.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you're exhausted after accomplishing the emptying/filling of the dishwasher.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you realize that you may not be able to drive for a while.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you can't play "roll over your kid" on the bed.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you have to close your eyes to give The Prairie Kid a kiss because when something gets that close to you it sets off The Dizzies.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you have to skip out on working cattle.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you have to ask a friend to drive you to town and escort you through Wal-mart.


You know you have Vertigo when...

your eyes seem to have acquired a mind of their own.


You know you have Vertigo when...

you make sure you're in contact with the wall when you go up and down stairs.


You know you have Vertigo when...

being called a Dizzy Blond is a very accurate accusation.


I would love to continue to think up some more clever lines but I am needing to go lay down. Whew.