The Birthday Mini-Series: Part 2: You Might Be...

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...

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You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you "say" you feed your child all organic, home grown vegetables from the garden you worked
on hands and knees while you OD on Mudd Hut coffee.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you sit in a hot tub on the prairie drinking virgin margaritas.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you let your child eat dirt because you believe in recycling.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you have someone else clean your house while you blog.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you have the appearance of a canning guru but you actually are a closet e-bay addict.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you know all of the words to the Barbie Song.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
your ideal day is sitting by an ultrasound machine pushing buttons.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
Rocky Mountain Oysters are your specialty.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
your idea of filtered water is what comes out of a center pivot.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you have a beautiful love for God and reaching out to others.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you throw awesome bachelorette parties for girls you only met once.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you are the most hospitable gal in all of Wyoming.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you forget you have a son all the while he is out playing on random dirt piles.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
everywhere you go you carry a camera.

You Might Be A Prairie Mama If...
you can make the most boring experiences sound like the most exciting day you ever had.