Fat Chance

There is a massive surge of testosterone and aggression that is automatically released in my child's body every time he sees his older cousins. He goes full force ahead with fists and wrestles, grunts and growls. For some reason this not-quite-four-feet, 45 pounder thinks he can take a college football player and a 2nd degree black belt Tae Kwon Do champion. Seriously?

Here he is attempting to overtake the Tae Kwon Do champion on Thanksgiving...


No amount of turkey or pumpkin pie was going to help that little squirt have a chance.